In the future we'll all be gay
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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