i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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