I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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