Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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