How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
