i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
im six kinds of drunk right now
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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