You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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