Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
