I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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