when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im six kinds of drunk right now
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I would fuck him just for his dog
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
