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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
