It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We need to get me chipped asap
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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