How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
