just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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