I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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