He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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