So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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