Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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