I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
