we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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