she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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