You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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