I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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