no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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