is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
