Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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