it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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