: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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