Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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