You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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