I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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