David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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