Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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