Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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