i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
