This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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