Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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