My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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