I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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