I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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