This house was built for laser tag.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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