It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Alive.
So much puke
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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