This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Drunk is not a location!
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