Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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