I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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