we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She bit a glass in half.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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