Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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