I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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