i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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