Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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