I am full of burrito and curiosity
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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