Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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